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CANCELLED (C19): Squirt

Kate Spencer

Please note: unfortunately Kate’s tour of Squirt is cancelled. At this stage we will be proceeding with the 8:30 pub quiz on Thursday which would have followed Squirt, but this show won’t be proceeding.

Kate made a discovery. She wrote a poem about it. She writes lots of poems about sex, sexuality, the body, and bodily functions. She’s filthy, flirty, and funny; saucy, seductive, and sensual; raunchy, ridiculous and ravishing. You won’t believe what comes out of her lips.


“Squirt” won a tour ready award at the 2019 NZ Fringe Awards. Also nominated for Best Organised Chaos.

Be in with a chance to win (g)spot prizes and bring cash to buy the book that goes with the show (plus other tits and pieces).


“Spencer commands the stage. She is unapologetically and hilariously smutty. Her style is fast, smart and slams the patriarchy.” – Lizzie Murray, Art Murmurs

“Her poems are odes to unconditional self-love and embracing desire… ‘going there’ with an unabashed relish, racheting up the shock factor” – Bridie Freeman, The Hook


Kate Spencer is producer of Naked Girls Reading NZ and The Wellington Feminist Poetry Club: 2020, as well as co-producer and MC of Poetry in Motion Wellington, and Wordsmith for Sisterhood. She’s an NZ national slam finalist; a typewriter poet for hire; a fully fledged, committed Christian; a dichotomy. She has done many things with her life and will do many more. She’s the queer queen of quim – join her for a night of naughtiness (no nudity – unless you ask nicely)!

Comedy Theatre

19th Mar 2020
7:00pm
$18/$15

Thu 19 Mar, 7:00pm
[R18]

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